Mark Driscoll

“Singles, fornicating is an internship for adultery.”

“Stop looking for the path of least resistance and start running down the path of greatest glory to God and good to others, because that's what Jesus, the Real Man, did.”

“if you can't take a nap, if you can't take a day off, heaven's going to drive you nuts.”

“To conquer your biology, stop seeing people sexually and start seeing them as family. In our day, we have really a perverted notion where it's like strangers and potential sexual objects.”

“Since you act as though God is dead, I wanted to join you in the mourning."The reply of Martin Luther's wife, in full funeral regalia, in trying to illustrate the folly of his depressed state.”

“Part of the fruit of the Spirit is self-control. Once you get married, however, a good defense is frequency and freedom.”

“If my words don't flow out of a heart that rests in God's control, sovereignty, then they come out of the heart that seeks control so I can get what I want.”

“If you really want to be a rebel get a job, cut your grass, read your bible, and shut up. Because no one is doing that.”