Tiny Tim

“As long as my voice is here, and there is a Holiday Inn waiting for me, then everything's just swell.”

“I don't want people to think lm hypocritical.”

“I had this image before Boy George, before the Beatles, before the Rolling Stones.”

“I believe that President Nixon was right in what he did at Watergate. Lack of respect for authority and things like socialism are turning this into a weak, effeminate country.”

“In this business, you're as good as your last hit record, and mine was more than 26 years ago.”

“As long as you're recording and they pay the fee, it's like a lottery ticket. You never stop trying.”

“If the club was empty, I sang to the chairs.”

“I read in one of the scandal sheets that there are UFO aliens living right now down deep in the Antarctic. I believe those things.”

“I'm like a pitcher. I'm either on or off.”

“I always bring my little ukelele along in my shopping bag which my dear, sweet father bought me. After all, you just never know when a song might come along.”

“We've all got setbacks.”

“I hope I don't give music a bad name.”

“The biggest blunder in the history of this country was when President Truman pulled General MacArthur out of China.”

“I keep recording and recording, but they always stay on the rack and never get out there.”

“Don't bury me with anyone old.”

“There is nothing like youth.”

“At the start of the '50s, I had short hair. And I was getting nowhere.”

“I saw 'Cynthia' five times.”

“The only thing I pray for is the strength to go out without complaining.”

“I don't believe in Women's Liberation. No, no, no, no, no. Not at all.”